Alexander McQueen, will you accept paintings or my first-born in trade?

I couldn't afford these shoes even when I was working in the corporate world. But they're so beautiful, I actually wondered what I could sell to get them. I can't even put the price on this page, it's so outrageous.



It makes me sad that only the super-rich can afford these. Why, in a world of karma that supposedly balances, can Paris Hilton afford these?